fools?

no.

we have no jokes for you today,
mostly because we hate april fools day. we're sorry.
also, we think if you're going to do it, you better go all out,
it better be awesome, and people better fall for it.
(here are some of this years best!)
so you should only expect an april fools day joke from us
like once every 10 years, okay?

now that we've sorted that out, happy opening day!
we're cheering on our cincinnati boys, of course!!

awesome cincinnati reds shirt found here

go redlegs!!

(last year we went all out with some baseball cakepops!)

go enjoy some baseball today friends!

we hope nobody pulled any cruel jokes on you :)